Update

Nothing much really...
Busy kerja sampai berbulan-bulan tak update blog.
Internet pun macam chipsmore so hasrat nak update pun selalu terbantut.
That's what you get when you join the corporate world.
Day by day I lost a bit of my soul.
Sampai bila? Sampai jadi zombie kot.

This situation reminded me to the quote by Garland 'The Marietta Mangler" Greene, a serial killer from the movie Con Air played brilliantly by Steve Buschemi.

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"

Bisik

Aku berbisik pada sang bayu,
Agar dia sampaikan rasa rinduku,
Aku berbisik pada sang suria,
Agar dia terangi harimu biar ceria.

Sumpah lame, I know. Haish...

Fernando Torres: Priceless

Chelsea F.C Home Shirt : £60.00

Chelsea F.C Home Short : £20.00

Chelsea F.C Home Socks : £10.00

Weekly Wages At Chelsea F.C : £175,000.00

Record Breaking Transfer Fee : £50,000,000.00

Fernando Torres Expressions :

PRICELESS

19 Questions

Sedang aku berjalan-jalan dalam dunia internet, aku terjumpa macam a set of questions for girlfriend/wife/fiancée about their significant other. So aku tanya lah Zatie soalan-soalan ni. Macam pop kuiz je. So let see her answer.

Q: He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?

A: How I Met Your Mother ✔ (I love watching sitcoms) 

Q: You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?

A: Thousand island ✔ 

Q: What’s one food he doesn’t like?

A: Ikan keli ✔ (Or any ikan sungai)

Q: You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?

A: Ice lemon tea ✔

Q: Where did he go to high school?

A: Ibrahim something ✔ (Can't blame her, I don't remember her high school too :p)

Q: What size shoes does he wear?

A: 9 ✔ (It depends actually, between 8 & 9)

Q: If he was to collect anything, what would it be?

A: All seasons of How I Met Your Mother ✔ (Close enough, I want to have a rad DVD collections)

Q: What is his favorite type of sandwich?

A: Tuna ✔ (She makes the best tuna mayo sammich ever!)  

Q: What would he eat every day if he could?

A: Sayur pucuk & daging goreng kunyit ✔ (She forgot about sambal ikan bilis. ½ mark) 

Q: What is his favorite cereal?

A: Honey star ✔ (She forgot to mention Kellogg's Frosties, ½ mark)

Q: What would he never wear?

A: Dunno  ✘ (T-shirt with corak that is too abstract & corak besar gaban kat belakang)

Q: What is his favorite sports team?

A: Liverpool ✔ (Ini kalau salah ni boleh bawa gaduh ni)

Q: Who did he vote for?

A: BN kot ✔ (FYI, I cannot vote in Malaysia) 

Q: Who is his best friend?

A: Acap, Fahmi, Ali, Khan, Abot, Stora ✔

Q: What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?

A: Not answering phone call when I'm mad ✔

Q: What is his heritage?

A: Malay-Brunei ✔ 

Q: What is his favourite colour?

A: Black, white, blue ✔ 

Q: What is his habit?

A: Ske mandi lambat ✔ (Ops! Kantoi)

Q: What is he proud of?

A: Having an awesome gf ✔ (Extra 5marks for an awesome answer!)

So ada 19 questions, salah 1, ½ mark ada dua so jadi 17. Then tambah extra 5 marks, which brings us to::

22/19

You might say, "Hey, that's not possible!" Well who cares what you think? She's my girlfriend and I am biased when marking. 

Hahaha anyway korang boleh ambil soalan ni & answer it yourself then show the answers to your bf/husband/fiancée and see how many questions you got right. 

Stalking Stalkers Stalked

For your information, in this blog I have a widget that alert me when someone visits my blog. I've been using Feedjit which is a good and simple widget. This widget will show you the location of your stalker visitor, the time they visit, what internet browser they are using (Firefox, Google Chrome, Internet Explorer & etc) what OS they are using (XP, Vista, 7, Mac & etc) what website they are using to get into my page (Blogger, Google, Yahoo & etc) and the best of all, what did they search for in the search engine that lead them to my website. 

See, from the picture above we can see that the visitor if from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Firefox as internet browser, Windows XP as OS, and using Google while searching the word 'bosan' that lead him/her to my post titled Bosan. 

So this is a useful widget to determine who stumble on your blog randomly or visiting your blog because they really follow you or just a stalker. So if people search for "Farid Salleh" or "redsalleh" or "Zatie Hanani" they will obviously stumble upon this blog and I will know, thanks to Feedjit.

But the funniest search that stumble upon my blog is:

Clearly he/she came to this blog by accident. He/She googled "Macam nak buat anak" Is that a question or a statement? Haha then he/she came to my blog and read my "Macam mana nak lamar anak orang?" post which doesn't discuss about anything sexual or tips on baby-making. If you are reading this, I just want you to know that I feel sorry for you, better luck next time.