The Republic of Banana

Update

2011-12-15T03:50:00.000+08:00

Nothing much really...
Busy kerja sampai berbulan-bulan tak update blog.
Internet pun macam chipsmore so hasrat nak update pun selalu terbantut.
That's what you get when you join the corporate world.
Day by day I lost a bit of my soul.
Sampai bila? Sampai jadi zombie kot.

This situation reminded me to the quote by Garland 'The Marietta Mangler" Greene, a serial killer from the movie Con Air played brilliantly by Steve Buschemi.

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"

Bisik

2011-12-15T03:34:00.000+08:00

Aku berbisik pada sang bayu,
Agar dia sampaikan rasa rinduku,
Aku berbisik pada sang suria,
Agar dia terangi harimu biar ceria.

Sumpah lame, I know. Haish...

Fernando Torres: Priceless

2011-04-13T19:39:00.000+08:00

Chelsea F.C Home Shirt : £60.00

Chelsea F.C Home Short : £20.00

Chelsea F.C Home Socks : £10.00

Weekly Wages At Chelsea F.C : £175,000.00

Record Breaking Transfer Fee : £50,000,000.00

Fernando Torres Expressions :

PRICELESS

19 Questions

2011-04-07T22:55:00.003+08:00

Sedang aku berjalan-jalan dalam dunia internet, aku terjumpa macam a set of questions for girlfriend/wife/fiancée about their significant other. So aku tanya lah Zatie soalan-soalan ni. Macam pop kuiz je. So let see her answer.

Q: He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?

A: How I Met Your Mother ✔ (I love watching sitcoms)

Q: You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?

A: Thousand island ✔

Q: What’s one food he doesn’t like?

A: Ikan keli ✔ (Or any ikan sungai)

Q: You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?

A: Ice lemon tea ✔

Q: Where did he go to high school?

A: Ibrahim something ✔ (Can't blame her, I don't remember her high school too :p)

Q: What size shoes does he wear?

A: 9 ✔ (It depends actually, between 8 & 9)

Q: If he was to collect anything, what would it be?

A: All seasons of How I Met Your Mother ✔ (Close enough, I want to have a rad DVD collections)

Q: What is his favorite type of sandwich?

A: Tuna ✔ (She makes the best tuna mayo sammich ever!)

Q: What would he eat every day if he could?

A: Sayur pucuk & daging goreng kunyit ✔ (She forgot about sambal ikan bilis. ½ mark)

Q: What is his favorite cereal?

A: Honey star ✔ (She forgot to mention Kellogg's Frosties, ½ mark)

Q: What would he never wear?

A: Dunno ✘ (T-shirt with corak that is too abstract & corak besar gaban kat belakang)

Q: What is his favorite sports team?

A: Liverpool ✔ (Ini kalau salah ni boleh bawa gaduh ni)

Q: Who did he vote for?

A: BN kot ✔ (FYI, I cannot vote in Malaysia)

Q: Who is his best friend?

A: Acap, Fahmi, Ali, Khan, Abot, Stora ✔

Q: What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?

A: Not answering phone call when I'm mad ✔

Q: What is his heritage?

A: Malay-Brunei ✔

Q: What is his favourite colour?

A: Black, white, blue ✔

Q: What is his habit?

A: Ske mandi lambat ✔ (Ops! Kantoi)

Q: What is he proud of?

A: Having an awesome gf ✔ (Extra 5marks for an awesome answer!)

So ada 19 questions, salah 1, ½ mark ada dua so jadi 17. Then tambah extra 5 marks, which brings us to::

22/19

You might say, "Hey, that's not possible!" Well who cares what you think? She's my girlfriend and I am biased when marking.

Hahaha anyway korang boleh ambil soalan ni & answer it yourself then show the answers to your bf/husband/fiancée and see how many questions you got right.

Stalking Stalkers Stalked

2011-04-01T15:23:00.002+08:00

For your information, in this blog I have a widget that alert me when someone visits my blog. I've been using Feedjit which is a good and simple widget. This widget will show you the location of your ~~stalker~~ visitor, the time they visit, what internet browser they are using (Firefox, Google Chrome, Internet Explorer & etc) what OS they are using (XP, Vista, 7, Mac & etc) what website they are using to get into my page (Blogger, Google, Yahoo & etc) and the best of all, what did they search for in the search engine that lead them to my website.

See, from the picture above we can see that the visitor if from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Firefox as internet browser, Windows XP as OS, and using Google while searching the word 'bosan' that lead him/her to my post titled Bosan.

So this is a useful widget to determine who stumble on your blog randomly or visiting your blog because they really follow you or just a stalker. So if people search for "Farid Salleh" or "redsalleh" or "Zatie Hanani" they will obviously stumble upon this blog and I will know, thanks to Feedjit.

But the funniest search that stumble upon my blog is:

Clearly he/she came to this blog by accident. He/She googled "Macam nak buat anak" Is that a question or a statement? Haha then he/she came to my blog and read my "Macam mana nak lamar anak orang?" post which doesn't discuss about anything sexual or tips on baby-making. If you are reading this, I just want you to know that I feel sorry for you, better luck next time.

6,913,048,720

2011-03-28T15:22:00.003+08:00

6,913,048,720

This isn't any random number. Enam ribu sembilan ratus tiga belas juta, empat puluh lapan ribu, tujuh ratus dua puluh. Inilah kadar populasi Bumi pada masa sekarang. Tak percaya? Tengok sini - Worldometers.

Dalam semua kegilaan kat seluruh dunia ni, dalam Planet Bumi yang dipenuhi lebih 6.9 billion manusia yang bermacam-macam ragam, aku dengan Zatie have found each other. Berapa lama? Lebih dari 20 tahun selepas aku mula bernafas baru aku jumpa the one for me. Dengan life expectancy yang hanya lebih kurang 60 tahun. I have spend 1/3 of my life searching for her and I have finally have found her. As normal human beings, Zatie tak perfect, aku pun tak perfect but somehow both of us fit perfectly together.

"The best thing in life is finding someone

who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses

and still think you're completely amazing"

The world isn't the same anymore. My world isn't the same anymore. I love her and there's nothing you can do to change that fact.

I'm just one of the lucky few. Kepada orang yang masih mencari, Don't stop looking.

"True love is worth waiting for even if it takes a lifetime.

Then in return a lifetime of love will be waiting for you"

Kepada stalkers dan haters, tak payah lah nak dengki. Doakan kami dan tak payah waste the space of your hard disk @ thumb drive dengan download gambar-gambar ni.

Macam mana nak lamar anak orang?

2011-03-23T01:19:00.002+08:00

Aku ada satu confession nak buat regarding hal aku dengan Zatie. Aku tak pernah jumpa parents dia lagi! Even aku dengan Zatie dah banyak plan itu dan ini, tapi aku tak pernah jumpa lagi parents dia & dia pun tak pernah jumpa lagi parents aku. So kitaorang dah plan, if aku balik Malaysia masa dia cuti nanti, aku akan bawa dia jumpa parents aku & vice versa lah.

Mama dah tau pasal plan aku nak kahwin dengan Zatie, aku dah bagitau dia awal-awal, Abah lak dia dah tau plan aku briefly. Side aku just nak bawa jumpa je lah, side dia yang buat aku cuak. Mama dia maybe dah boleh agak sebab dia banyak tanya pasal wedding stuff, rasanya Abah dia belum tau lagi.

So maybe jumpa her family for dinner, but I keep thinking, what would you say in the situation? Aku tak pernah jumpa parents any of my girlfriends before, apatah lagi jumpa parents then cakap aku nak kahwin dengan anak diorang. So usually, bila korang jumpa parents BF/GF korang, apa yang korang selalu cakapkan eh?

Bukan setakat sembang-sembang kosong yang aku risau. Aku nak kena bagitau yang aku nak kahwin dengan Zatie, nak masuk meminang semua tu. Mana la aku nak ada experience dalam semua benda ni, kalau aku dah kahwin 3-4 kali, aku tau la cena kan? Ni orang bertunang pun aku tak pernah tengok, apatah lagi tengok orang nak lamar anak orang.

Ada setengah yang akan tanya, asal tak suruh Zatie bagitau je? Okay, good point. Memang sebelum aku jumpa diorang, Zatie memang kena bagitau siap-siap dah la, takdelah diorang tersembur ke tersedak ke bila aku cakap kan? Tapi, sebagai seorang gentleman (gentleman lah sangat) aku kena cakap direct gak kat diorang. Sebab I won't be in Malaysia a lot, so peluang nak jumpa tu susah. At least aku nak discuss dengan diorang face to face, so nampak lah aku ni ikhlas nak kat anak diorang. Bukan setakat menyorok kat Brunei ni macam orang takde telur then tak jumpa ape terus hantar rombongan meminang je. Masa kahwin baru terhegeh-hegeh nak jumpa & kenal-kenal.

So macam mana nak cakap? Which is acceptable? What would you say to start the proposal? Aku rasa after dinner lah kot. Lepas dah macam relax semua, tengah duduk-duduk kat living room tu ke. Then dengan gentle dan macho habis, aku cakap:

"Gua nak pinang anak lu! Lu bagi tak? Kalau lu tak bagi, gua ajak dia kahwin lari, hantaran gua bagi 1 rat je, baru padan muka lu!"

Then memang aku kena tembak dengan senapang gajah kat situ gak, diorang tanam aku belakang rumah diorang macam tu je. Padan muka aku. Hahaha actually itu ayat kurang ajar! Ade gak ayat over confident habis:

"Abah..Mama (pergh dah panggil Abah & Mama), will you let your daughter marry me? I'm the best candidate you know, better than her previous boyfriends"

Ayat ni akan disusuli dengan diorang gelak kuat-kuat pastu cakap "No". Ada jugak ayat yang mengikut adat resam Melayu, melamar pakai pantun. Haa mampus:

"Cincin permata tempawan gangsa,

Menjunjung takar puteri bunian,

Berlapik kata berbunga bahasa,

Datang melamar puteri impian.

Haa jawab-jawab..."

Kalau diorang boleh jawab tu, habislah. Nak ikut adat resam sangat kan? Semua benda kena buat ikut adat resam betul-betul lepas tu, baru padan dengan muka, gatal sangat nak pantun-pantun kan?

Ada macam-macam cara untuk aku screw up kan hal ni, but I guess the simpler it is the better. Cakap from my heart & ikhlas masa nak melamar. Cakap direct without sounding arrogant, cakap dengan lembut but firm and cakap without any worries.

"Uncle..Aunty.. I love Zatie so much & kalau boleh saya nak minta kebenaran Uncle & Aunty untuk kahwin dengan dia. Kalau Uncle & Aunty setuju, esok saya hantar rombongan meminang"

Yes, I am a gentleman.

Mimpi pelik

2011-03-20T15:51:00.002+08:00

Ada setengah orang kata mimpi itu mainan tidur. Ada setengah orang cakap mimpi ni ada maksud tertentu. Ada setengah orang cakap mimpi ni benda yang bermain dalam kepala kita. Ada setengah orang cakap kalau kita mimpi someone, maksudnya orang tu tengah ingat kat kita. Ada setengah orang cakap, kalau mimpi macam dalam cerita Inception mesti best.

So ada macam-macam perihal mimpi ni. Selalunya aku tak ingat sangat pasal mimpi aku, tapi mimpi kali ni sangat pelik dan kelakar (bagi aku lah) so aku rasa kena share kat sini. Watak utama dalam mimpi ni ada 3 orang. Aku, current gf (Zatie) dengan seorang ex-gf aku (Z, bukan nama sebenar)

Mimpi aku ni bermula dengan aku dan Zatie tengah naik kereta ke Taman Keladi, Sungai Petani ke rumah kawan aku dari sekolah dulu, Khairul Azhar Md. Jamil (memang nama sebenar) tapi lebih mesra dengan panggilan Stora. Aku jumpa dia untuk borak-borak saja. Masa sampai ke rumah Stora tu, dia dah siap nak pergi kerja walaupun dah tengahari. So aku pun masuk dalam kereta Stora dan borak dengan dia kejap. Then Zatie pulak, bawa kereta dia parking kat sebelah rumah Stora.

Selepas aku habis sembang dengan Stora, aku pun cari lah Zatie nak ajak balik. Dia takda dalam kereta, rupanya dia dah turun kereta sebab Aunty sebelah rumah Stora hidangkan teh kat dia. Friendly habis lah kononnya siap suruh amah dia basuh kereta Zatie sekali. Then disebabkan oleh ini mimpi, daripada scene kat Taman Keladi tiba-tiba beralih ke foodcourt dekat shopping complex manatah. Bukan setakat scene tukar, orang dalam mimpi pun tukar kecuali aku dengan Zatie je.

Aku dengan Zatie ada kat meja tengah foodcourt bersama-sama ex-gf aku, Z dengan kawan dia A (bukan nama sebenar). Gila pelik. Boleh pulak aku dok sekali dengan ex-gf and at the same time Zatie pun ada sekali. So dalam mimpi aku ni, Z tengah isi borang macam mana tah dengan paper clippings & journal penuh kat dalam file folder dia. Sembang kejap, aku tengok dia tengah struggle nak gam gambar dia, aku pun tegur macam tu je lah. After that, aku pun ajak Zatie belah dari situ sebab macam tak comfortable.

Masa aku dengan Zatie nak turun eskalator tu, tiba-tiba A panggil aku. Dia bagitau yang dia nak cakap dengan aku in private. So aku ikut dia kejap, dengar apa yang dia nak kata. Rupanya dia bagitau yang Z ada hati kat aku lagi dan Z nak kat aku balik. Aku pun cakaplah yang aku dah ada Zatie, aku taknak lah kat Z. Then aku gerak, A still macam nak suruh aku accept Z balik, aku just geleng kepala then terus gerak dengan Zatie turun eskalator tu.

Masa tengah turun eskalator tu la dengar macam ada commotion coming from the food court. So aku pun toleh la kepala tengok apa yang jadi. Rupanya si Z ni tengah mengamuk and then dengan sekuat hati lari ke arah aku dengan Zatie. Disebabkan ini adalah mimpi, Z bertukar jadi macam separuh robot, ala-ala terminator tu dan datang ke arah aku dengan Zatie. Mau tak cuak, ex-gf tiba-tiba jadi robot pembunuh, of course la dia nak bunuh kan? Haha

So dia mula-mula pegang Zatie dari atas eskalator tu, nak lempar jatuh bawah. Then tak jadi, dia angkat aku pulak nak humban jatuh ke bawah. Tak tau kenapa, dia tak teruskan pun plan dia tu, dia biarkan kitaorang lepas. So aku dengan Zatie pun dengan cepat ke tempat yang agak selamat la where we discussed about Z yang bahaya tu. Rasa macam tak selamat and all that then tiba-tiba terjumpa Z lagi sekali tapi dengan aura yang lain. Tadi robot pembunuh, kali ni aura macam Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam pun ada, jenis aura seram-seram macam tu.

Then tiba-tiba Zatie terus jadi macam sakit. Macam pucat & tak sedarkan diri. So aku dengan parents Zatie bawa dia pergi berubat, jumpa seorang bomoh ni. Macam terror gak, dia cakap Zatie kena santau. Kalau tak salah aku, nama dia Santau Serbuk Mutiara kot. Aku bagitau member aku pasal mimpi ni, dia cakap ape santau pakai mutiara? Pakai barang mahal haha orang pakai kaca dengan jarum ke. Tapi disebabkan ni mimpi, Zatie tak dapat diselamatkan. Sedih je aku pastu, then aku terjaga terus tak boleh tidur dah.

Aku bagitau pasal mimpi kat Zatie dengan Faizura, dorang gelak je. Tapi Zatie tak suka sebab dia kena bunuh tapi dia ta kisah sebab aku pilih dia over Z. Memang mengarut betul mimpi aku ni, ex-gf aku seorang terminator yang pandai santau orang. Gila betul. Moralnya di sini, sebelum tidur basuhlah kaki. By the way, thanks to Z, first you broke my heart and now you give me nightmares! Are you kidding me?

Hauntingly Beautiful

2011-03-15T21:43:00.001+08:00

Does anyone here know what 'Hauntingly Beautiful' means?

haunt·ing (hônt′iŋ)

adjective

often recurring to the mind; not easily forgotten: a haunting tune

Related Forms:
hauntingly
haunt′·ingly adverb

beau·ti·ful (byo̵̅o̅t′ə fəl; often byo̵̅o̅t′ē-)

adjective

having beauty; very pleasing to the eye, ear, mind, etc.

So basically, hauntingly beautiful means you cant get them out of your head. You see them or hear in everything else you look at day to day... they steal your thoughts. Haunt your dreams.night. But you don't mind because it's beautiful.

Why am I posting this? Because I have found the most hauntingly beautiful song I've ever heard. The lyrics is very simple but have deep meaning and the sound of the piano is haunting.

This is a song about falling in love with someone when you are in a relationship with someone else and they hate themselves for their betrayal because they feel guilty.

This is 9 Crimes by Damien Rice

Leave me out with the waste

This is not what I do

It's the wrong kind of place

To be thinking of you

It's the wrong time

For somebody new

It's a small crime

And I've got no excuse

Is that alright?

Give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright?

If u don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it

Is that alright?

Give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright

With you?

Leave me out with the waste

This is not what I do

It's the wrong kind of place

To be cheating on you

It's the wrong time

She's pulling me through

It's a small crime

And I've got no excuse

Is that alright?

I give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright?

If you dont shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it

Is that alright?

I give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright

Is that alright with you?

Is that alright?

I give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright?

If you don't shoot it, how am I supposed to hold it

Is that alright?

If I give my gun away when it's loaded

Is that alright

Is that alright with you?

Is that alright?

Is that alright with you?

Is that alright?

Is that alright with you?

No...

p/s: Asilos Madgalena by The Mars Volta is hauntingly beautiful too

Fate

2011-02-27T02:08:00.001+08:00

"Our fates have been entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined"

-James Norrington, The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Ini lagi horror dari Khurafat (18SG)

2011-02-25T01:59:00.002+08:00

Ohoh aku dapat ni dari e-mail, Zatie yang bagi kat aku, so aku copy paste masuk blog aku ni saja. Serius seram sejuk aku baca, cerita dia horror sangat. Rasa macam ni cerita betul (aku taktau lah cerita ni betul or main-main) Kalau kena betul kat korang, apa korang nak buat? Korang bacalah sendiri cerita ni...

AMARAN: WANITA HAMIL DAN PESAKIT JANTUNG DILARANG BACA

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Kpd penulis asal citer nih...tima kasih la share citer ni..

Masa kt ITM dulu mmg kitorg tau psl umah ni berantu...sewa dia murah jer, tapi kitorg x pernah nampak ada org sewa umah tu..mmg lokasi dia betul2 dkt dgn wet world...kitorang selalu jln kaki dr sect. 2 gi pkns lalu kat tp wetworld tu...tp xtau plak se'keras' tu umah tu...

Rasanya smpai skrg pun xde org duduk kot..

TRUE STORY!!

Huhuhuhu seram gak citer dia nih.

9 tahun lepas aku dpt smbung bljar kt uitm shah alam. So,perkara pertama yg kna fikir ialah aku nk duk mn sbb ak xdpt hostel. Oleh sbb kerajinan & keperihatinan yg ada kt aku n kwn2,maka dpt le aku ngn kwn2 aku umah sewa.....dekat2 area seksyen 2. Berhampiran ngan wet world [kalo korang tau la].

Uma tu bunglow 2 tingkat ngan 4 bilik. 3 bilik kt atas n 1 bilik kt bwh. Kitorg semua berlapan,kiranya 2 org utk 1 blk la. Aku ringkaskan je la,kitorg msuk umah tu ngan perasaan berbelah bahagi. best, suke, pelik, rimas, takut semua ada.

Pertama,tuan umah hanya amik rm50 je sbg deposit n sewa prtama hanya byr bile msuk bln kedua kami duduk uma tu. Kiranya bln prtama ni free la....[?] Kedua,tuan umah x bg kitorg bwk brg bnyk2 sbb nnt pnat nk angkat blk katanya...Ketiga,pokok ara tepi umah tu bsr sgt smpai dahan dia bleh msuk kt tingkap blk atas.

Mlm pertama duk uma tu kitorg xtido sbb sibuk punggah n kemas brg+lyan dvd korea . Citer seramnya start ms hari kedua. xpayah nk tunggu mlm,siang2 pon kitorg dah kna kacau. Azmi "dagu" org first kena.

Ms tu br kol 10.30pg [anggaran aku la], si Azmi ni bgun nk memerut. So dia g la toilet bwh tu tp dlm toilet ada org [sbb pintu tutup]. Toilet atas plak rosak, tuan umah kta nnt dia btulkan. Tunggu punye tunggu, xkuar-kuar org dlm tandas ni. Jd Azmi ni memekik la soh cpt sket kuar sbb dia xtahan. Akibat jeritan c azmi ni, abis satu umah bgun gi tengok peehal. Yg peliknya, kitorg berlapan smua ada, abih tu sape yg kt dlm tandas ni? Pintu toilet lak berkunci siap ada bunyi org flush jamban lg.... Dlm reramai ni,Lan sorg je yg berani sket [mgkin psl dia ni keturunan bugis kot], dia g rentap pintu toilet tu smpai trbukak. Xde org tp dr kesan yg ad,pintu tu mmg dikunci dr dlm. Last2 si azmi xjdk berak...mngkin psl takut kot.

Mlm tu kitorg kna lg teruk.

Ms aku nyenyak tdo mlm tu tetiba jek ad org tarik dua2 belah kaki aku sampai jatuh dr katil. Kepala aku terhentak dulu kt lantai!! Ape lg,hangin la aku sbb ingat bdk2 nk wt pedajal kt ak tp bl aku bangun xde org plak. Yg ad cume c Lan yg ngah membuta kt katil atas. Ak x rs Lan yg buat sbb confirm dia tdo mati. Bl ak kuar bilik, ak dgr bdk2 ngah ketawe. Rupenya diorg ngah layan dvd kt hall bwh. Ak pon msuk blk balik sbb still bingung lg tp br ak terperasan ms ak ngah jengahkebawah td ak perasan Lan ada!! Bukan ke td ak nmpk dia ngah membute dlm bilik? Ahh suda...Dgn perasaan berani2 takut ak tgok atas katil Lan ada bonjol bwh selimut,kiranya mcm ad org la. Ak tarik kain selimut tu n guess what? ad batu nisan yg da retak2 dn otomatiknya blk ak diselubungi bau hapak+hanyir yg sgt2 kuat.

Ms ni korg jgn tnya ak la ape aku buat sbb kalo menda ni jdk kt korg pon xkan korg nk stay lg dlm blk tu btol x? Ak rs kaki ak da x jejak tanah da sbb lari laju sgt. Aku lari kuar dr bilik tu & g ke hall sbb nk gtau member2 ak la kononnya tp yg mcm haram jadahnya member ak sorg pon da xde kt hall. Nk tau diorg kt ner? semua da duduk kt luar umah!! Rupanya diorg awal2 lg da kna kacau. Yg lakhanat nye, xde sorg pon kejutkan ak....taik betol diorg ni.

Lepas diorg tenangkan aku, kitorg decide nk buat ape skang sbb skang ni da pkul 3 pg. Nk mtk tlg tok imam,umah tok imam pon kitorg xtau. Nk mtk tlg jiran, kiri kanan umah kitorg cina. Last2 salleh ajk lepak restoran hakim jek smpai pg. Bunyinya mcm senang tp memasing semua xpakai baju pastu pakai boxer ngan kain pelikat jek. Mau x mau, trpaksalah jgk kitorg msuk uma tu balik sbb nk amik suar, wallet n kunci motor.Oleh sbb bilik c Bob ngan Naim je yg kt bwh, maka kitorg decide le nk pinjam baju n suar dia. Masing2 tkut nk naik tingkat atas. Wallet pn ak tinggal. Masing2 pakat gn duit naim lu. Nasib baik kunci motor kitorg sangkut kt dinding [tmp penyangkut]. Ms nk kuar dr rumah tu, Wak plak perasan ad bdk pompuan kt pintu dapur ngah senyum sambil babai tgn kt dia. Yg ak plak bole trperasan bdk tu jgk sbb ak tgk muka wak da kejung+pucat lesi. Sekali bdk tu senyum rs mcm nk trkincit dlm suar la... Kepala lutut ak menggigil sampai kt restoran hakim!!!!

Lepas smp kt restoran hakim tu,memasing sibuk buka cerita trmasuk ngan ak skali la. Memula Wak cerita la,mlm tu lebih kurang kol 12 lebih,dia sibuk download lagu tetiba ad bunyi mcm org baling batu kt tingkap bilik dia. Bl dia jengah,dia nmpk ad sorang pompuan duk kt atas pokok kayu ara sblh umah tu,pakai bju putih + kekuningan+ koyak2+ rambut panjang. Yg sadisnya,pompuan huduh tu boleh senyum kt dia plak. Wak ni ape lg tutup tingkap bilik dia n terus nk kuar g bilik ak la kononnya. Malangnye, lg sekor plak hantu duk kt dpn pintu bilik dia tp kali ni antu budak. So dia amik keputusan terjun dr tingkap bilik dia ke bawah. Akibatnya, kaki dia terkehel. Nasib baik jek xpatah.

Azmi "dagu" plak cter la yg dia nmpk ad bdk pompuan babai tgn kt dia[yg ni, ak pon kna gak ok]. Ak confirm yg bdk ni bkn manusia sbb ak tgk kaki dia xde!! Sam plak cter dia nmpk hantu tu kt siling umah! Bile buka mate jek, antu tu bebetol "eye to eye" ngan dia. Kiranya memasing semua kena kacau la ni. Dan ak org yg last cerita.

Ak ckp la yg aku kna tarik dua2 kaki ms tido smp kepala ak terhentak kt lantai. Pastu ak ckp le yg ak nmpk diorg ngah layan dvd kt hall tp c Azmi tetiba nyampuk "bile ms plak kitorg tgk dvd ni?". Rerupanya xde sorg pon yg tgk dvd pg tu!! Dah tu, sape yg ak nmpk? haru betol.....kaki aku yg dr td menggigil makin brtambah kuat menggigil.

Ngah sibuk2 berborak,aku terbau sesuatu yg kurang enak. member2 ak yg lain pon bau gak. Rupanya si Azmi ni td da terkencing dlm suar sbb takut sgt. Nasib baik mlm tu xramai sgt org kt Restoran Hakim tu. Malu betol. Ak plak bleh ternampak si Sam pakai selipar sebelah lain. Dr sibuk2 cter seram terus jdk cter klakar plak.

Tengah sibuk2 ketawe, br kitorg perasan yg si Salleh ngan Naim xde ngan kitorg. Yg ad cume kami berenam. Ak, Azmi dagu, Sam banjar,Wak, Bob ngan Lan. Dlm ramai2 tu cuma Bob sorg jek yg bwk hp, so kitorg try call Naim tp xde org angkat. try call Salleh plak, sama gak xde org angkat. Pastu Lan amik hp Bob tu, dia bc apa ntah agaknye pastu dia soh Bob call naim lg skali. Bob call n bukak loud speaker. Korang tau ape jd? ad suare pompuan ngilai. Gila2 punye ngilai la sampai meremang bulu roma aku. Kami berenam terus terdiam. Last2 kitorg sepakat akan tunggu smpai pg esok br blk umah tu semula n cari Naim ngan Salleh. Lepas dgr suare pompuan ngilai kt hp tu, xde sorang pon antara kitorg brckp....smp subuh!!

Pukul 7.30pg br kitorg blah dr Hakim. Hati aku masih lg kuat berdebar-debar. Yg lelain ak xtau la. Smp kt dpn umah, ak tgk pintu umah ngan gate da trbukak seluas-luas nye. Ni kalo pencurik masuk ni, memang dia kaye sbb laptop,wallet ngan hp kitorg semua tinggal camtu aje. Bulu tengkuk aku masih lg meremang.Xde sape berani msk umah tu dulu...Aku ingat, ada la 20-30 minit kitorg duk tercanggak kt dpn umah sbb xde sape berani masuk. Ntah camne agaknye hp Bob berbunyi. Hati aku da x sedap. Jgn la kate antu tu call kitorg soh msuk umah. Lan yg angkat. Sebenarnya dlm reramai geng ak ni, Lan la yg paling berani tp kekadang dia jd penakut jgk la. Pihak hospital call, katanya Naim ad kt wad emergency hospital klang. Eksiden katanya. Pihak hospital kata, ada miss call dr no.hp Bob ni, tu yg dia call no.hp Bob ni...ooo00 br ak phm. Yg peliknya Naim eksiden?

Memasing da serba salah jadinya. Bingung pon iye jgk. Xtau samada nk melawat Naim kt hospital klang or cari Salleh yg hilang. Akhirnya kitorg call tuan rmh utk tgk ape yg patut. Ak ngan Sam plak g hospital klang tgk keadaan naim cmne. Kalo mmg tenat sgt, ak inform yg lelain soh dtg la. Yg lain ak soh cari salleh kt keliling umah, takut2 dia kna sorok. Kami masing2 tawakal aje. Ms otw g hspital klang ni, ak xtau la c sam pecut smpai berape tp hati ak masih lg kuat ckp yg hal ni x abis lg.

Smp hospital,aku terus cr Naim. Sebak betol hati ak tgk Naim serius parah. Kaki dia teruk. Doktor kata kena lenyek ngn keta or something else la. Kes dia ni langgar lari. Naluri ak kuat ckp yg umor Naim ni x panjang sbb darah bnyk gile kuar. Sam plak xsanggup tengok, air mata dia da berjurai-jurai cam air terjun. Doktor pon ckp yg dia ni da nyawa2 ikan,xdpt nk tlg bnyk. Ak duduk kt tepi Naim, dia bole brckp lg tp sangkut2. Dia mntk maap sbb buatkan kitorg jdk susah. Berulang-ulang kali dia mntk maap tp ak msh lg xdpt tangkap ape yg dia ckp ni. Akhirnya dia meninggal gak...Ak gagahkan hati ak tepon kengkawan lain gtau psl Naim da meninggal. Ak tgk Sam da trduduk kt tepi balkoni ngan mata merah sbb nangis bnyk sgt. X lama pastu parrents Naim dtg. Ak x sanggup nk tunggu lg n ajak sam balik shah alam.

Smpai kt umah, aku tgk ramai gler org ngah cari salleh tp xjumpe. Abis satu umah dia geledah. Lastly,ad org tua kt situ mntk tlg ngan sorang ustaz. Ak tak ingt pe name ustaz tu tp lepas asar br kitorg jumpe salleh duduk kt atas busut blkg umah. Yg herannya, da 5,6 kali org cari tp xde plak jumpe dia kt situ. x kisah la janji jumpe balik salleh ni. Kitorg pnye la suke jumpe c salleh ni blk. Memasing amik keputusan pindah dr umah tu haritu jgk. Kebetulan plak kt sek7 [pintu blkang uitm] ad satu umah utk disewa, kitorg pindah situ la. Brg2 naim kitorg angkut skali. Terus terang ak ckp, mmg ak hangin gile tgk muke tuan umah sbb xgtau yg umah ni "keras".ptut la dia soh byr rm50 jek dl pastu xbg bwk brg bnyk2. Chisss......

Aku demam 3 hari.

Jenazah naim selamat dikebumikan kt Raub,Pahang.

Seminggu lepas tu,keadaan da ok sket cume salleh jek yg sakit2 bdn. Akhirnya mulut aku trgerak nk tny salleh pe yg brlaku sbnrnye sbb sblm naim meninggal tu dia ada ckp kt aku soh tnya salleh satu rahsia. Rupenya ms hari 1st day kitorg msuk umah tu, Naim ngn salleh da wt hal. Dia g cangkulnya busut kt blkg umah tu. C naim plak boleh kuis2 ngan kaki dia. Mgkin psl tu la kaki dia eksiden kot [dlm hati aku la]. Pastu salleh cter la,kn ada mlm yg kitorg satu uma kna kacau tu dia ngn naim pon kna gak. Tp antu tu siap kejar diorg lg smp kt jln. Diorg punya la cuak smp lari ke tengah jln. Ntah mn dtgnya keta tetiba da hentam diorg. naim trcmpak kt tgh jln, yg dia plak kt tepi. Dtg keta lain terus lenyek kaki naim. Pastu,salleh kata dia terus xsedar pape smpailah kitorg jmpe dia atas busut tu. Yg peliknya,cmne dia boleh duk kt atas busut sedangkan dia kata dia da lari kt tgh jln bsr? Nape naim sorg yg kna teruk sgt tp salleh x?

Akhirnya aku dpt jawapan sbnr. X lama lpas salleh cter ngn aku, dia jatuh sakit. Xtau la sakit pe tp 3 bln pastu dia meninggal. Famili dia sndiri bingung sbb doktor pon xtau sakit c salleh. Tp ak yakin, kes ni ada kaitan ngn busut yg diorg gi gali tu. Ak ngan geng2 ak yg lain smpat ziarah arwah salleh. Paling xbole tahan Bob sbb dia roomate ngan Naim. Mmg ak tau dia sedih sgt......Yg xbole ak lupe, kitorg semua nangis masa angkat jenazah salleh. Rs sedih sgt ms tu..

Aku, Azmi dagu, Sam banjar,Wak, Bob ngan Lan, semua skali slmt abiskan pgajian kt uitm ni. Buat naim ngn salleh, kitorg tetap akn ingat ko smp bebila...al- fatihah

Ops..Umah bunglow kt seksyen 2 tu smp skang ad lg [agaknye]. Tiap kali ak lalu kt area situ mst ak rs sedih sgt. Lg satu,ms hari last kitorg kt umah tu, si Wak da trtinggal hp dia kt bilik atas. So pada sesape yg berani, boleh la amik hp tu tp itupun kalo korang berani la...nokia 3310

Happy Belated Birthday Kurt Cobain

2011-02-22T08:58:00.001+08:00

Hey Kurt, Happy Belated Birthday, I am sorry for being late but you don't mind right?

Did you know if you are still alive you would be 44 right now? I am starting to wonder what would you be like living in this age; are you still rocking out like you used to or will you be a washed-up rocker?

It's a sad thing that I know you many years after your death, I never got to live in the moment where the world is under the dominance of Nirvana. I started listening to you guys back in 2003, when I was 16. At the moment, I realized what have I been missing. Though I'm not from the 'Generation X' , I still can relate, understand & enjoy your songs.

There are only 2 English books I have read willingly, one is The Da Vinci Code and the other one is Kurt Cobain by Christopher Sanford.

Kurt Cobain by Christopher Sanford

By reading this book, I have obtained deeper understandings about you as this book gave detailed accounts of your life and the problems in it. This book describes who you were when you committed suicide and your death looks more tragic than it already is. I felt closer to you in some way.

Well some people thought it would be better if you were still alive. But what's the point if you are unhappy? You hated fame and the person you had become prior to your suicide. It's okay for me, I won't ask for much, you already left us with your great music and I appreciate it.

For you information, since I was 16, I have keep 3 of your pictures very close to me and I bring them with me everywhere I go. Those pictures are:

How silly do I sound? Yeah, I know but I don't mind, I admire you and your talent, you make me view the world in a different perspective and my taste in music is forever changed because of Nirvana. It's funny, we never even met before and you have become one of the biggest influence in my life. So thank you Kurt for your music, for you influence and for being yourself in this big world full of liars. Happy 44th Birthday, Kurt Donald Cobain.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

This is the best band in the fucking universe! NIRVANA

Rape Me

Heart-Shaped Box

In Bloom

You Know You're Right

Lithium

Jalang

2011-02-20T17:27:00.006+08:00

Warning: Kalau tak suka ayat-ayat kasar, jangan baca!

Jalang, u know jalang? Bukan jalang macam orang terengganu cakap 'jalan'. Jalang ni kalau direct translation jadi whore (pelacur) tapi bagi aku jalang ni is a bitch, you know bitch? Don't know? It's okay, kat sini aku bagi maksud style kamus punya.

bitch
noun. 1. female dog, anjing betina; 2. also bitch fox, bitch otter, bitch wolf, /rubah, memerang, serigala/ betina; 3. (derogatory) betina; son of a bitch, anak /gampang, haram/; intransitive verb. 1. be spiteful, bersikap dengki; 2. (colloquial) grumble, bersungut, merungut: she bitched about the work, dia merungut tentang kerja itu; transitive verb. also bitch up, (slang) merosakkan: he bitched up the arrangements for the party, dia merosakkan segala yang diatur untuk majlis itu.

bitchy
adjective. malicious, jahat mulut.

No no no, aku bukan cakap pasal anjing betina. Aku bercakap tentang orang yang bersikap dengki & juga jahat mulut dalam nak menghancurkan hidup orang lain. Entah kenapa jealous tak tentu pasal dekat aku & gf aku.

Heh aku tak sangka yang betina ni nak jadi macam ni, aku tak pernah pun minta dia masuk dalam hidup aku. Tak pernah jemput pun, tiba-tiba gatal nak add aku pastu sembang dengan aku semua, aku layankan saja dulu. Then makin lama makin tergedik-gedik, aku biarkan saja juga, rasanya takda apa-apalah.

Lama-lama, baru aku perasan yang jalang ni is an attention seeking bitch! Gila attention, wants to be the center of attention all the time even though she doesn't have any attention attracting ability so she will just make up stories and make it as her own. The worst part is, dia tak faham that people dah jemu dengan dia, termasuk aku. I have a life you know, aku ada kawan-kawan aku sendiri, aku ada gf & bitch ni pulak tak boleh nak terima benda-benda tu.

Dia nak jugak aku bagi attention kat dia. Gila!

Berapa kali gak aku marah dengan dia, tapi datang balik gak menempel kat aku. Aku pun let bygone be bygone sajalah, malas nak fikir panjang-panjang. Then ubah jadi sama balik, menggedik juga. Gf aku pun makin tak suka lah dengan dia, gf mana yang suka ada betina lain yang nak menggedik dengan bf diorang kan? Ada juga kawan aku yang gf aku tak suka sangat, inikan pulak minah gedik macam dia. Memang bitch gots to get got la kan? Ini bukan soal takut ke apa, ini soal aku nak hidup tanpa ada masalah dengan gf aku. So untuk buang seorang attention seeking bitch yang kuat menggedik dari hidup aku, memang takda masalahlah bagi aku. So aku slow talk dengan dia, macam dengan orang lain jugak.

Rupanya bitch ni payah nak faham. D'oh!

Dia macam suka pulak, macam tak pernah ada orang jealous dengan dia. Itulah, susah nak predict attention seeking bitch ni. Kadang-kadang aku kesian pulak kat dia, hidup dia kosong sangat sampai takda apa-apa yang menarik berlaku sampai bila ada orang jealous dengan dia pun dia jadi happy sampai nak kena bagitau semua orang yang ada orang jealous dengan dia. Lepas tu nak sindir-sindir aku dengan gf aku pulak. Apa, kau ingat aku dengan Zatie ni IQ lemah sangat ke macam kau sampai tak tahu bila kitaorang kena sindir?

Please, tolonglah faham. Aku takda masa nak layan kau, mula-mula aku layan kau elok saja. Tapi dah kau buat perangai macam ni, tak payahlah. Maybe it's the right decision lah to let you go from my life. Kau tak penting pun dan takkan berubah jadi penting dalam hidup aku ni.

Anyway, one piece of advice, kalau dah tahu diri tu tak pandai. Tak payah nak bercita-cita tinggi sangatlah. Ukur baju di badan sendiri.

This is an update. I asked people in Formspring and I got the best answer! Thanks! So 'GET A LIFE!'

Aku ada seorang kawan...

2011-02-19T02:03:00.002+08:00

Aku ada seorang kawan, seorang lelaki, seorang kawan yang baik, dia dah kenal dengan gf dia dah lama. Couple pun dah lebih 2 tahun, sekarang ni dia di hujung-hujung pengajian, so there's a lot going on his mind. Banyak benda nak dibuat sampailah he forgot to contact his gf for 4 days! Si gf ni pun merajuk sampai minta break up, kesian kat kawan aku. Sanggup pergi jauh-jauh untuk pujuk balik, si gf minta diberikan masa untuk berfikir. Aku berharap si gf akan terima balik kawan aku tu, bukan dia sengaja, bukan dia tak sayang. Dia cuma taktau nak tunjukkan rasa sayang dia.

Aku ada seorang kawan, seorang perempuan, seorang perempuan yang aku pernah jatuh hati satu ketika dulu. Dia juga kenal dah lama dengan bf dia, couple dah sampai 1 tahun 6 bulan. Berlainan bangsa, agama dan latar belakang, tapi mereka ingin mencuba, biarlah apa orang nak kata lalu mereka teruskan juga, Benar, mereka sangat bahagia sayangnya tidak kekal lama. They are so happy together but they are being realistic, is there a future in their relationship? Better to get hurt now than to get hurt 100 times worst later. Kepada kawan aku dengan ex-bf dia, be strong in facing your days ahead without each other.

Aku ada seorang kawan, seorang lelaki, seorang bro yang baik & style, aku kurang pasti dah berapa lama dia kenal dan couple dengan gf dia tu, rasanya tahun lepas masa dia praktikal. Hubungan diorang ni ada naik turun, kadang-kadang relax, kadang-kadang ribut taufan semua ada. Aku sendiri tak faham, aku bercinta style old school, mana sama dengan bercinta ala budak-budak remaja sekarang ni. Kadang-kadang bila marah sampai terlepas cakap benda-benda yang kita tak sepatutnya cakap, bila dah cakap, there's no turning back. What to do? Pujuk dan merayu saja, harap-harap korang okay balik bro!

Aku ada seorang kawan, seorang lelaki, seorang yang aku anggap sebagi abang, seorang yang paling baik pernah aku jumpa. Tiba-tiba mengejutkan semua kawan-kawan tiba-tiba ubah status jadi single kat Facebook. Semua orang dok tanya kenapa? Mengapa? Bagaimana? Dia tak layan langsung semua komen kat page dia tu, tak cakap, tak cerita, tak juga meluahkan rasa. Kawan-kawan semua dah risau, berbincang sama sendiri "Kenapa dengan dia tu? kenapa jadi macam tu?" Then tak lama lepas tu, mereka couple balik. Ada yang marah cakap "Main-main ke apa?" Tapi aku sokong saja keputusan diorang asalkan diorang bahagia.

Semua kisah kat atas ni adalah kisah benar yang berlaku pada Februari 2011. Semua orang dalam cerita tu adalah kawan-kawan aku sendiri.

Susah rupanya memburu kerja ni, haish..

2011-02-17T15:37:00.003+08:00

Memburu kerja - direct translation from Job Hunting lah..takkan itu pun tak faham? Heh sekarang ni aku tengah dalam mode memburu kerja, asyik ulang alik ke cyber cafe print itu print ini, pergi kedai fotostat semua sijil yang ada. Aku selalu dengar dulu, kat Brunei ni, kalau ada Bachelor's Degree (bukan rancangan The Bachelor eh) senang nak dapat kerja, tapi aku dah apply banyak sangat dah, satu bunyi pun tak dengar lagi.

Some of the jobs I have applied

My facebook status

Seriously, bukan setakat through email & online saja, direct application pun aku buat gak. Kalau boleh hari-hari beli paper tengok any job openings and vacancies, hari-hari online tengok apa posting terbaru..tapi hampeh! Aku siap apply government lagi, punyalah desperate. Bukan menghina kerja dengan government ni, tapi aku malas sebab;

Hari Jumaat -Cuti
Hari Sabtu - Kerja
Hari Ahad -Cuti

Huish...aku dah biasa hidup dengan cuti hari Jumaat + Sabtu dengan Sabtu + Ahad saja, tak pernah lagi aku buat macam ni, mampus nanti every Sabtu aku ambil MC nanti, hahaha.

Then nak keluar country kena apply 2 weeks in advance, aisehmen..malaslah aku susah-susah macam tu...

The problem dengan memburu kerja ni, makin lama korang mencari kerja, your self esteem is getting lower and lower. You will start questioning your ability and yourself

"What in the hell is wrong with me? Why won't people hire me?"

Sebagai contoh, tengok graph di bawah

The Graph by Dr. Farid Salleh

Nak kata aku memilih kerja sangat pun tak juga, aku apply saja yang mana kena dengan aku punya qualification. Gaji aku minta pun tak banyak sangat, standard biasalah. Kepada sesiapa yang tengah mencari pekerja, especially orang yang ada Bachelor's Degree, percayalah...aku seorang yang gempak dan rajin, ambillah aku kerja kat tempat korang!

Then ada setengah kawan-kawan minta aku carikan kerja untuk dorang kat Brunei, haish...aku nak dapat kerja pun belum tentu lagi...macam mana aku nak cari kat orang lain pulak? Bukan aku taknak tolong kawan-kawan aku, tapi biarlah aku lepas dulu dan 1 lagi, aku kerja nanti bukan jadi CEO, boleh ambil sapa-sapa yang aku nak kerja dengan aku. Aku kerja nanti pun jadi kuli saja...aku boleh tolonglah kalau setakat nak hantar resume dan inform any job openings.

Anyway wish me luck with my job hunting, hopefully aku dapat kerja yang sesuai dengan aku dan bayar gaji yang banyak, Amin...

So close but yet so far

2011-02-16T05:53:00.006+08:00

The other night I was viewing my blog and I noticed that my girlfriend also viewed my page at the same time. You guys might ask me this "How in the hell are you supposed to know that you girlfriend viewed your page at the same time as you?" Then I will ask you back "Why are you being such a douche?"

This is how I know.

So close but yet so far

So the Bandar Seri Begawan is me and the Puchong Batu Dua Belas, is her. Then you might say "Eh that could be anybody, she's not the only one living in Puchong" Then I will say "Fuck you dude! I'm telling a story here!!". Anyway I did ask her, did she view my page at that moment? Then she said YES. So it was her, alright?

So from the image, you can see that in this marvelous widget by Feedjit that our position is so close, just on top of me but yet so far away. How far? 1490.268 kilo-fucking-meters. Yeah dude, that far.

How am I suppose to know how far from Bandar Seri Begawan to Puchong? Well I used Google Maps Distance Calculator - by Daft Logic, You can put in Position A and Position B then the website will do the rest for you.

God, I love technology!

If you failed Geography, I cannot help you.

So we are 1490 kilometers (926 miles) away from each other and between us is the fucking South China Sea! There is no other way to meet except by flying for more than 2 hours to meet her. 2 hours huh? Come to think of it, it's not that far if I have the money to buy the plane ticket, but then again I don't have a job right now. So there you go.

Thank God for the internet connections in Brunei. Therefore I can chat with her and get updates about her from Twitter, Facebook & also blog. Even though her working hours is a lil bit unorthodox, we still manage spending time with each other everyday but it lacked something, you know I need her to be in front of me and she needs me to be in front of her. Just chatting online doesn't cut it.

Some of you may question my motive in writing this post "What's your point? Where are you going with this?". This is my fucking answer:

"LONG DISTANCE SUCKS!"

Surat Break Up (T_T)

2011-02-15T02:13:00.005+08:00

Aku baru break up dengan awek aku dan inilah surat break up aku kepada dia.

Mohammad Farid Bin Salleh,

Kediaman Presiden Republik,

78900 Bandaraya Banana,

Republik Banana.

14 Februari 2011

Kehadapan W,

Apa khabar W? Harap sihat hendaknya. Maafkan saya kerana sudah hampir 1 bulan saya menjauhkan diri daripada awak. Saya tidak patut melayan awak begitu dan awak lebih berhak untuk mendapatkan layanan yang lebih baik dari saya. Saya ingin memberitahu awak sesuatu dan saya harap awak boleh menerimanya dengan hati yang terbuka.

Tujuan saya menulis surat kepada awak ini adalah untuk memutuskan hubungan di antara kita berdua. Saya tahu perbuatan ini adalah mementingkan diri sendiri dan saya minta maaf kepada awak. Sebenarnya telah lama saya rasakan begini, kerana saya tidak berkerja dan tidak mempunyai duit untuk dihabiskan kepada awak. Saya tidak lagi sanggup berhutang dengan kawan-kawan ataupun meminta duit dari ibu bapa saya. Oleh sebab itu, saya telah menjauhkan diri daripada awak selama hampir 1 bulan untuk berfikir semasak-masaknya tentang hubungan kita berdua dan saya semakin pasti dengan keputusan saya untuk memutuskan hubungan kita ini.

Saya tahu awak telah banyak berjasa kepada saya dan saya ingin ucapkan terima kasih untuk itu. Saya masih ingat yang awak senantiasa berada di sisi saya tak kira apa jua masa dan awak juga telah membantu saya dalam menenangkan perasaan saya apabila saya mengalami tekanan, bersedih, risau dan sebagainya. Kita selalu bersama hinggakan saya boleh menghidu bau awak walaupun awak tiada, ianya seperti awak telah sebati bersama saya. Sangat jarang sekali saya dilihat tanpa bersama awak. Oleh itu keputusan ini amatlah sukar untuk saya buat tetapi saya perlu memikirkan masa depan saya sendiri.

Awak mungkin akan berkata "Setelah puas, pegang, hisap semua, duduk serumah bersama, tidur bersama, awak nak tinggalkan saya?". Memang benar saya telah mengambil kesempatan terhadap awak, saya hanyalah seorang lelaki yang tidak mempunyai iman yang kuat. Tetapi awak jangan lupa, awak juga mengambil kesempatan terhadap saya, kerana awak bersama saya untuk wang saya.

Janganlah awak pujuk dan rayu saya lagi, saya sudah tetapkan pendirian saya untuk memutuskan hubungan kita ini dan saya tidak akan mengubah fikiran saya lagi. Janganlah memaksa saya untuk berlaku kejam terhadap awak kerana saya ingin sekali memutuskan hubungan kita dengan cara yang baik kerana awak telah memberikan saat-saat yang terindah dalam hidup saya dan saya tidak akan melupakannya hingga akhir hayat.

Berserta surat ini, saya juga menyertakan gambar-gambar yang awak hantarkan kepada saya sebelum ini. Saya berharap awak dapat melupakan saya dan meneruskan hidup awak bersama lelaki (atau perempuan) yang benar-benar sayangkan awak dan menerima awak apa adanya. Anggap sahaja tiada jodoh di antara kita berdua. Selamat tinggal kekasihku, W.

Yang benar,

Ini gambar-gambar dia yang aku bagi balik.

Peluk W

W pose baring

W tengah half naked

Serius aku rindu dengan dia, tapi nak buat macam mana? Dia bersama aku sebab duit aku tambah pula dia membahayakan kesihatan aku, so aku terpaksalah tinggalkan dia. Dah almost sebulan aku tak hisap rokok, hebat kan? Hopefully aku takkan couple lagi dengan W, D, S, P ataupun M dan lain-lain.

NOTICE

2011-02-14T11:00:00.001+08:00

I was surfing the web and came across with a funny notice sign - HERE. So I have decided to make a few other funny notice signs as well. I don't have any Adobe Photoshop software, so I just made these signs using Microsoft Paint hahaha. But seriously, how many of us really remember the kind of notices we saw before? I don't. Sometimes we walk past it without even noticing whether the notice have any important information or not. Anyway, enjoy all these notice signs.

Hujan

2011-02-12T16:29:00.003+08:00

Ku sangkakan panas sampai ke petang

Rupanya hujan bila dah petang

(T_______________T)

PKM

2011-02-11T22:33:00.007+08:00

Warning: Banyak ayat mencarut, read at your own risk!

Sekadar gambar hiasan

Ini bukan kisah Parti Komunis Malaya, Bintang 3, MPAJA, Rundingan Baling, Chin Peng, Rashid Maidin, Shamsiah Fakeh mahupun Musa Ahmad.

Ini adalah kisah PKM atau PUKIMAK, kurang teruk sikit dari Parti Komunis Malaya tapi PUKIMAK ni perangai lebih kurang sial macam Parti Komunis Malaya. Kenapa aku marah kat PKM ni? Apa yang dia buat sampai aku marah? Siapa PKM ni? Di mana aku jumpa PKM ni?

Bukan, aku ta jumpa dia kat sini

Ceritanya bermula pada pukul 5.30 petang 11 Februari 2011, aku decide nak ke Yayasan Mall (salah satu mall yang glamour kat Brunei ni) untuk print resume aku & borang SPA. Tak jauh pun dari rumah aku, jalan kaki pun sampai. Setelah sampai, aku pun tercari-cari lah kat mana cyber cafe untuk aku print semua tu sebab aku memang tak familiar sangat layout Yayasan Complex (bukan setakat Yayasan je, semua pun aku tak familiar). Naik ke tingkat 3, tengah aku berjalan tu aku nampak remaja-remaja muda mudi dok melepak tak tentu hala dalam mall tu, umur tak cukup lagi, gaya mengalahkan artis, culture shock betul.

Setelah dah pasti nak ke mana, aku pun berjalan menuju ke cyber cafe pilihan hati aku ni. Tengah aku berjalan tu, adalah malaun haramjadah dok jerit "Oi! Oi!' sampai berapa kali, aku buat tak kisah lagi sebab siapa yang nak jerit kat aku macam tu, bukan aku kenal siapa-siapa pun kat sini. Setelah dengar berapa kali dengar jeritan takda sivik tu, aku pun toleh lah ke belakang nak tengok siapa yang jerit tu, mak bapak dia tak ajar kot.

So itulah PKM yang aku cakapkan tu, pakai baju merah, seluar jeans biru gelap & kasut futsal Adidas warna hijau (PKM ni buta warna kot!) Datang tegur aku dan salam aku buat macam dia kenal aku. Aku pulak blur, ingatkan kawan bapak aku yang aku pernah jumpa dulu, mana lah aku nak tau so aku layankan je dulu.

PKM: ajdajkdajkb?

Aku: Apa?

PKM: adjkadaskln?

Aku: Apa?? Tak faham.

PKM: (slow-slow) Apa khabar kau?

Dalam hati aku, "Owh..baru aku faham" Serius aku lemah slang Brunei ni. Dalam ketidakfahaman aku tu, aku tengah nak try figure out siapa dia ni? Aku kenal dia ke? Muka aku pun dah blur, dia pun perasan. So malaun haramjadah ni pun mula ambil kesempatan.

PKM: Kau tak kenal aku ka?

Aku: Tak kenal la...

PKM: Aku la, Ajis

Aku: Oh, Ajis...(Konon-konon polite habis)

PKM: Bila kau datang dari Malaysia? (Maybe dia boleh agak dari slang aku)

Aku: Baru 2 minggu (Lurus bendul betul aku ni)

PKM: Apa kau buat sekarang?

Aku: Tengah cari kerja, ni aku datang mau print resume

Kemudian dia ajak aku duduk atas kerusi. Aku pun ikut duduk. (Aku pon ikut, bongok)

PKM: Kalau kau mau kerja, aku boleh tolong, mau?

Aku: Kerja apa?

PKM: Kerja belian

Aku: Belian? (Dalam otak aku macam fikir Sales)

PKM: Kerjanya di Berakas Camp

Aku: Oh

PKM: Isnin ni kau pergi Berakas Camp, di pagar tu kau cakap kau mau pergi 'Tempat Pekerja Awam' untuk kerja belian

PKM: Okay (Sambil menulis maklumat masuk ke handphone, wayang je)

Sepanjang cakap dengan dia tu, makin lama makin aku perasan mamat ni bukan orang Brunei & macam penipu, gerak hati aku cakap macam tu & aku selalu percaya gerak hati aku.

Then ada 2-3 orang budak Brunei lalu depan aku dengan PKM tu, sambil pandang slack. Aku rasa budak-budak tu fikir "Kesian mamat tu, nak kena paw jap lagi"

PKM: Hmmm orang Brunei tak suka orang Indonesia

Memang confirm lah dia ni from Indonesia, bukan Bruneian pun

PKM: Aku suka orang Malaysia, orang Malaysia baik dengan orang Indonesia

Dia ingat aku ni Malaysian pulak

PKM: Sebenarnya aku ada benda mau minta tolong sama kau ni (Cis, aku dah agak dah)

PKM: Kereta aku habis minyak, bolehkan kau pinjamkan aku sikit duit? Tak banyak, aku mau isi minyak saja,

Aku: Berapa?

PKM: 10 ringgit saja

Aku: .........

PKM: Berapa kau ada?

Aku: Aku ada 10 ringgit saja (padahal ada 50)

PKM: Isk...macam mana yea...kalau pinjam 5 ringgit saja boleh (Taknak give up lagi tu)

Aku: Tak boleh, aku banyak kerja mau buat, mau print lagi, fotostat lagi, tak cukup lah

PKM: Oh kalau macam tu takpalah

Aku: ..........

PKM: Nanti hari Isnin, di Berakas Camp tu, jangan sebut nama aku ya? (Cis, aku memang taknak pergi pun)

Aku: Oke lah, bye

Aku punyalah berbulu dengan PKM ni taktau lah nak cakap macam mana. Memang PKM betul lah, ada hati nak pow aku pulak tu, kenapa aku? Aku nampak gullible sangat ke?? Walaupun dia tak dapat ambil duit aku, tapi dia dah curi masa aku & masa itu emas. PKM haramjadah makan taik tu memang silap lah nak tipu aku sebab I'm a better liar than he is. Bodoh piang, kerja taknak nak pow duit orang pulak. I have to be careful lepas ni, I have let my guard down sebab aku ingat aku kenal dia and he's a friend of my dad. Rupanya bukan, I have to fucking practice to keep this kind of fucking people away from me. Damn.

Balik rumah, aku online, buka Twitter, terus Tweet mention sekali @BruneiTweet, dah tengoklah hasilnya. Mwahahahahaha

Tak pernah aku kena mention banyak-banyak macam ni

By the way, here's to you PKM!

Fuck you la brader!

Bibliography

The Man Dictionary

2011-02-10T14:14:00.006+08:00

1. "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

2. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

3. "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

4. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

5. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."

Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

6. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

7. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated: "Are you still talking?"

8. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

9. "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."

Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

10. "OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

11. "I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

12. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

13. "I HEARD YOU."

Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

14. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."

Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

15. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."

Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

16. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

Car Manufacturers Real Name

2011-02-09T13:42:00.003+08:00

AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R &; D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Found On Russian Dump

General Maintenance
Great Mistake

GMC

Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO

Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC

Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

Virtually Worthless

I miss her

2011-02-08T23:10:00.003+08:00

All days are nights to see till I see thee,
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me.
~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet XLIII"

Nah, ambik! Sekali hentam sajak Shakespeare terus, padan muka korang. Indah kan bahasa dia? Seindah buah hati pengarang jantung aku juga, rindu sangat kat dia. Baru seminggu kat sini, dah rasa teruk sangat. Entahkan bila dapat berjumpa, harapkan dalam mimpi sahaja. Cewah.

25 random things about me

2011-02-08T20:59:00.003+08:00

Although I'm turning 24, I do not have a driving license because I suck at driving manual car and never learn how to drive seriously. Kereta auto boleh lah.
I never have and never will play bowling for the rest of my life. Don't ask me why.
I'm a Liverpool FC fan. YNWA. I have been a Liverpool supporter since I was 11.
I love to karaoke with my friends and I will hog the mic! Seriously, I'm a mic freak.
My favorite numbers are 8 and 5, I've always like 8 ever since I was a little boy and 5 because it's my birthday (and no! My birthday is not my password)
I always have a voice inside my head who will argue with me when making decisions and calling me "Stupid" when I make stupid decisions.
I'm afraid of heights! Dulu tak takut, but after kejadian yang hampir meragut nyawa aku (ceh drama betul, eksiden sikit je) terus aku jadi gayat.
I don't eat fresh water fish, bagilah ikan keli ke, talapia ke, lampam jawa ke, lampam bugis ke, lampam banjar ke, lampam iban sekalipun, lantaklah aku tak makan.
I have a crush that goes on and on for a few years, Johnny Depp. *blush*
I love to read anything from the internet, I hate hard copy. Menyusahkan!
Warna favourite aku is Blue, ramai yang ingat aku suka Black
Aku susah nak tumbuh janggut & misai, kalau tumbuh pun patchy nak mampus! Serious buruk.
I have a good memory, sometimes photographic. But sometimes i can easily forget simple things.
To quote from Desperate Housewives, "My name is Tom Scavo, and I like big breasts". You can replace 'Tom Scavo' with 'Farid Salleh'
Aku suka baca manga, Naruto (thanks Fazar) & One Piece (thanks Fahmi). Every week aku follow.
I'm an ex-smoker. Aku baru saja quit smoking.
I love to laugh and will find anything funny from the internet to make me laugh.
Walaupun aku dilahirkan di Brunei, aku berharap kalau aku mati nanti, aku nak dikuburkan di Bedong, Kedah (tempat aku membesar)
I'm a picky eater, tak semua benda yang aku suka. Sama juga masa aku shopping, keluar 10 jam pun belum tentu aku akan beli anything.
Aku suka art. Music, visual and literary. Doesn't mean aku ada talent untuk buat semua tu, but I can appreciate a good art.
I'm the type of person that, bila tak kenal cakap sangat kurang, bila dah kenal susah nak berhenti cakap.
I have DSPS which is the Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, a condition where I cannot fall asleep like everyone else, my biological clock is delayed for a few hours so I sleep in the morning and stay awake and night. I have improved my timing though.
I love the beach during sunset, the field at nighttime, the hills in the morning & home when it's raining.
I always prefer instant messaging rather than give someone a call.
I never broke a single bone in my entirely life. But I always dislocate my shoulder.

Pickup line counter attacks

2011-02-07T18:39:00.001+08:00

He: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

He: What sign were you born under?
She: No Parking.

He: I know how to please a woman.
She: Then 'please' leave me alone.

He: Haven't we met before?
She: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic.

He: I want to give myself to you.
She: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

He: I can tell that you want me.
She: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.

He: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
She: Stop.

He: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
She: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

He: May I see you pretty soon?
She: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, there are no services today.

He: I'd go through anything for you.
She: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

He: I would go to the end of the world for you.
She: Yes, but would you stay there?

He: Your place or mine?
She: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

He: Does beauty run in your family?
She: It obviously doesn't in yours!

He: What's your name sexy?
She: Taken!

He: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
She: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

He: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
She: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples' do!

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

He: You look like a dream.
She: Go back to sleep.

He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

He: I can see forever in your eyes.
She: But all I can see is never in yours.

He: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
She: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

The list of rules from guys

2011-02-05T17:40:00.004+08:00

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect

us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say

during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an

answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

How to save someone from fire?

2011-02-05T08:54:00.002+08:00

Source : Looney Palace

Football Plans

2011-02-02T10:57:00.005+08:00

Funny depictions of football plans by famous world's football giants.

Source : Fotomage

Another side of Harry Potter

2011-02-02T08:47:00.004+08:00

I never read the books but I watched the movies and I gotta say, this is fucking hilarious!! Dude, I laugh so hard and I'm sorry if I offend any die hard Harry Potter fans out there (well, not really).

Source : Smilorama

Kawan-kawan, saya nak kahwin

2011-01-25T23:18:00.004+08:00

This is not a joke! Betul, aku tak main-main punya! Okay, aku main-main sikit. It's true I'm getting married, tapi bukan dalam masa terdekat ni la. Obviously bukan esok ataupun lusa, bukan bulan ni ataupun bulan depan, dan bukan juga tahun ni. Aku akan kahwin pada hujung 2012 ataupun awal 2013, insya'Allah.

Actually, we didn't plan anything specific yet. Just planning roughly la, itu pun dah susah. Kenapa susah? Sebab aku tak pernah kahwin sebelum ni, so mana la aku nak tau benda apa nak consider before getting married. Right now, just tengok-tengok dulu the options. Macam barang hantaran, cincin, location, berapa ramai nak panggil, tengok design pelamin and etc.

At least ada 1 benda yang aku dah confirm about the plan nak kahwin ni, dengan siapa aku nak kahwin. Hehe dengan siapa korang tanya? Dengan Cik Zatie Hanani. Tak kenal siapa dia? It's okay, aku tunjuk gambar dia :-

So, aku nak kerja kena kuat-kuat, kumpul duit banyak-banyak sampai la cukup untuk aku kahwin nanti. Aku pon taktau berapa banyak duit nak kena kumpul, RM20,000 memang tak cukup rasanya, harap-harap parents aku support sikit, hehe amin. Bertunang maybe ikat 3 - 6 bulan, itu tak pasti lagi, kahwin maybe bulan 12. Macam mana pun, still rasa tension sebab taktau apa lagi nak decide about the engagement and the wedding.

Maybe some of you guys might say "Nak engage/kahwin tahun depan kot, kenapa nak plan and decide sekarang?" So jawapannya, kalau sekarang just plan roughly pun dah pening, tambah pening kalau baru terhegeh-hegeh nak plan tahun depan. At least, kalau fikir sekarang, some decision dah buat dan kita dah tau apa yang kita nak so it will make things easier.

Maybe kena tanya kawan-kawan lain yang nak kahwin or dah kahwin kot. At least, diaorang tau gak benda apa yang nak kena consider before getting married. Kalau susah sangat, just hire a wedding planner, senang cerita.

So aku dengan Zatie dah decide kenduri kitaorang nak buat macam mana; dia nak buat dekat rumah dia dan aku kena buat kat tempat selain daripada rumah, sebab nanti khemah tu block jalan dan area tu agak sempit. So terpaksa cari tempat lain yang berdekatan rumah aku:

Permaipura Golf and Country Club - dekat dengan rumah aku, agak cantik tapi rasa macam kecik sikit, takut tak muat

Bandar Laguna Merbok Clubhouse - agak dekat dengan rumah aku, sangat cantik sebab sebelah tasik, saiz aku tak tau sebab website tak boleh harap

Kelab Cinta Sayang - dah mula jauh dari rumah aku, quite nice, boleh memuatkan dalam 300 orang kalau disusun secara buffet/dinner style

Park Avenue Hotel - Agak jauh dari rumah aku, tempat not bad, boleh memuatkan around 280 orang

I have four options but I am not even sure which one to pick, even tempat tu boleh memuatkan sampai 300 orang, is it enough?

On the bright side, aku dengan Zatie dah decide about the things for hantaran plus bakal ibu mertua aku pun pandai buat hantaran ---> hana-collections.blogspot.com. So boleh hantar kat dia.

Regarding kad kahwin tu, rasanya okay sebab dah decide sikit, just not sure how much nak kena print, maybe 1000 kot. Agak-agak kena print berapa eh?

Then pasal gifts, rasanya bagi Hacks 4 biji pun okay. Hehe just kidding, rasanya gifts is the least of my concern la, after dah decide semua baru fikir. Boleh tengok kat mana-mana, mesti ada.

Photography lak, sangatlah simple sebab ramai sangat yang buat business macam ni sekarang so rasanya tak susah nak pilih, tengok yang mana ambil gambar cantik-cantik, terus book. Kalau nak lagi ekonomi, panggil kawan-kawan yang ada DSLR semua tu, tunggu diaorang upload kat Facebook, then copy masuk computer, habis cerita! Haha

Tema warna tak pilih lagi, nikah memang standard putih. Itu memang dah decidelah, just kenduri on my side and her side belum decide lagi nak pakai warna apa. This is important sebab it will affect other colours as well, such as; pelamin, meja, khemah, gift and etc.

Then aku dengan Zatie belum buat kursus kahwin lagi, taktau kat mana, kat Hasani kot. Then benda yang aku risau sekali; daftar kat Pejabat Agama. Bukannya risau apa, banyak songehlah nanti sebab aku Brunei citizen then nak kahwin dengan Malaysian. Ada orang pernah cakap kat aku pasal ni dulu, dia kata orang yang lain negeri dalam Malaysia pon dah susah.

So inilah rancangan kami yang tak seberapa, banyak gila loopholes sana sini. Aku tau, tapi nak buat macam mana, aku bukan pernah kahwin & rumah aku tak pernah buat kenduri kahwin (Aku anak sulung & Zatie pon sama) So kawan-kawan yang ada experience or ada apa-apa nak tambah bolehlah contact aku ataupun komenlah kat bawah. Thank you thank you

Personality

2011-01-19T21:35:00.003+08:00

My personality:

I’m loud.

I’m obnoxious.

I’m sarcastic.

I’m cocky.

I cry easily.

I have bad temper.

For the most part I don’t like people.

I’m easy to get along with.

I have more enemies than friends.

I’ve smoked.

I’ve smoked weed.

I drink coffee.

I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

I wear makeup.

I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.

I wear contacts.

I wear glasses.

I have braces.

I change my hair colour often.

I straighten my hair often.

I have a piercing.

I have small feet.

Relationships:

I’m in a relationship now.

I'm single.

I’m crushin’.

I’ve missed an ex before.

An ex has physically abused me at least once.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve been in love more than two times.

I believe in love at first sight.

I believe lust is more important than love.

Friendships:

I have a best friend.

I have at least ten friends.

I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.

I’ve beaten up a friend.

I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.

I can trust at least five people with my life.

Experiences:

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been on a train

Someone close to me has died.

I’ve taken a taxi.

I’ve taken a city bus.

I’ve taken a school bus.

I’ve gone bungee jumping.

I’ve made a speech.

I’ve been in some sort of club.

I’ve won an award.

I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.

I’ve been in a physical fight.

Music:

I listen to R&B.

I listen to country.

I listen to pop.

I listen to techno.

I listen to rock.

I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.

I hate the radio.

I download music.

I buy CD’s.

Television:

I spend at least six hours a day watching television.

I watch soap operas daily.

I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.

I've seen and liked the O.C.

I've seen and liked One Tree Hill.

I've seen and liked Popular.

I've seen and liked 24.

I’ve seen and liked CSI

.I've seen and liked Everwood.

Hair:

I've been brown.

I’ve had streaks.

I’ve cut my hair in the past year.

I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.

I’ve been blonde.

I’ve had black.

I’ve been red.

I've been light brown.

I’ve been medium brown.

I’ve been blue/green.

I’ve had my hair thinned.

I use conditioner.

I’ve used silk therapy.

I’ve used hot oil treatments.

I’ve curled my hair.

I’ve straightened my hair.

School:

I’ve yelled at a teacher.

I’ve been suspended.

I’ve had an in-school suspension.

I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.

I’ve walked out of class.

I’ve skipped an entire day of school.

I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.

I’ve failed Art.

I’ve failed P.E.

I’ve failed math.

I’ve failed science.

I’ve failed another class.

A teacher has called my parents

Bold for true, present or past

Oh Element

2010-12-31T18:25:00.002+08:00

I don't really listen much to Indonesian bands since they are a lot of them with different genre and style. However, I really like listening to Element, to me they are the most underrated band that ever came to Malaysia, so this is "Bukan Orang Suci"

Mestinya kau mengerti
Saat pertama kali
Kala kau peluk diriku

Jangan pernah biarkan
Diri terhanyut nafsu
Aku bukan orang suci

* Bukalah matamu berpaling dari diriku
Benam(kan) semua mimpi-mimpimu
Jujur pada hati masih banyak cinta menanti
jangan kau harapkan aku

reff: lupakan semua rayu
Jangan kagumi aku
Karna ku tak cinta kamu

Mohon kau tinggalkan aku
Tak usah kau harap lagi
Karna cinta untukmu palsu

tak perlu lagi sesali
Anggap tak pernah terjadi
Saat ku lepas dirimu

Pernahkah kau sadari
aku tak pernah berjanji
Untuk setia padamu

repeat *
repeat reff

Badass Motherf***er - Part 2

2010-10-26T20:15:00.004+08:00

Ze Pequeno (Lil' Ze) - Cidade de Deus (City of God)

Badass Description:

This guy has a dream, the be the boss of City of God and he doesn't mind how many body counts he'll create along the way. He's ultra violent and psychopathic, bumping into him or talking too much is enough for him to whack you. He satisfy his thirst to kill even since he was a boy and he doesn't stop from that point on. He's started one morning to take over the drug dealings rackets and by night almost all the rackets in the city belong to him.

Badass Quotes:

"Where do you want to take the shot? In the hand or in the foot?" (He's talking to little boys)

"Motherfucker!I'm the boss around here but he gets his picture in the paper! Have you found my photo in there?"

"You need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas"

"We'll kill these clowns and take over their business"

Badass Moment:

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Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom - Con Air

Badass Description:

Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom is an intelligent criminal that plans his escapes by taking over the prisoner transport plane. He spent 25 of his 39 years in prison and managed to get Bachelor's Degree and Juris Doctor while being incarcerated. He's in the prison for robbery, murder, kidnapping, and extortion and likes to brag that he have 'killed more people than cancer '. He even murdered 11 prisoners, caused 3 riots and escaped twice.

Badass Quotes:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to Con Air."

"You know, the next time you choose a human shield, you're better off not picking a two-bit negro crack-head."

"It's not difficult to surmise Nathan's feelings towards killing these guards; and my own proclivities are, uh, well-known and often-lamented facts of penal lore, but what I'm wondering is why you have any say in it at all?"

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

"Before I kill you, Poe, I just want you to know that the last thing that little Casey Poe ever gets to smell will be my stinking breath."

[after being asked "Are you crazy?"] "According to my last psych evaluation…yes."

Badass Moment:

Badass Motherf***er - Part 1

2010-10-23T18:32:00.007+08:00

The Joker - The Dark Knight

Badass description :

"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn"
Alfred Pennyworth

This statement defines the truly and utterly badass character, The Joker from The Dark Knight, Heath Ledger's portrayals of a psychopathic, mass murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy. He desires to upset social orders through crime. The Joker is a man without principles or regulations, clearly without laws, but he have elaborate plans that had to work in specific manners. He is an anarchist where he wants to do harm for his own sake and for his own entertainment.

Badass quotes:

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger"

"Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!"

"Oh, you. you just could't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

"You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength"

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little emotions. In...you see, in their last moment, people show you who the really are."

"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules"

"It's not about the money...it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"

"Introduce anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"

Badass Moment:

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Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction

Badass Description:

Nobody in this world could have portrayed Jules Winnfield as badass as Samuel L. Jackson did. As a foul-mouthed tough-as-shit hitman with so much class and badasstitude, Jules Winnfield can put a bullet to your brain and he can do it without any hesitation at all. When it comes to serious-no-bullshit-fuck-with-me-and-I'll-put-motherfucking-bullet-in-your-head-stone-cold-killer lines, Jules Winnfield is king. Everytime before he kills his victims, he will recite a verse from the Bible. He's always dress nicely and everything about him is so damn cool.

Badass Quotes:

"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time"

"English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

"Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know
cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood."

"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken,
but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period
so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you the
case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too
much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me,
it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot."

"Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it
right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house,
fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he
better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm
sayin'?"

Badass Moment:

I don't know and I don't care

2010-10-23T18:08:00.004+08:00

Right now, my modus operandi when dealing with problems I follow directly from Forgetting Sarah Marshall's quote where Chuck (Paul Rudd) the surfer dude and Peter (Jason Segel) floating around at the sea. It goes like this:

Chuck : When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

He's right, the world is a better place when I don't give a fuck (at least for me). I don't have to care about petty things and whenever they come in my way I would say "Fuck this" and bail. Yeah, it looks like I'm running and avoiding my problems but who cares. I'm breathing and I'm alive, as long as I'm doing these two things, I got no complain. Cheerio

Rindu

2010-09-28T20:26:00.004+08:00

Orang lain tengah berjiwang-jiwang pada masa ini, so aku pun nak join sekali =)

Gila aku di sini,
Fikirkan kamu di sana,
Jika mampu,
Aku renangi saja lautan,
Jika boleh,
Aku terbang merentasi awan,
Untuk bersama walau sekejap,
Mudahkan diri untuk lelap,
Redakan rindu biar malap.

Farid Salleh, September 2010

You wish your man was me

2010-09-21T23:41:00.005+08:00

(image source: Bite)

This is the image of Joseph Gordon-Levitt from Inception (great movie!). Well the ladies have considered him as a major hottie in Inception + 500 Days of Summer, so someone made this meme and now I am using it to send my own message. Toodle-loo motherfucker!

p/s: you know it's true

Looks like shit

2010-09-21T01:03:00.003+08:00

My blog looks like shit right now and that's because aku dah malas nak cari the right widgets, so biarlah macam tongkang pecah or jambatan tak siap dulu for a few hours. I'm tired and I can't think much right now, so esok lah aku sambung. Pagi-pagi buta aku dah nak kena bangun, ada site visit. Haih penat mampus aku esok.

The Blower's Daughter

2010-09-20T22:18:00.004+08:00

Fahmi pernah cakap lagu ni best, aku buat tak kisah. Aku cakap gay, mungkin sebab nak balas lepas dia kata lagu Liverpool (You'll Never Walk Alone) macam lagu orang nak beromen. Aku tak ambil kisah pasal lagu ni sampai bulan lepas. Terdengar dari Scala and Kolacny Brothers (Belgian Girls Choir) baru aku tahu yang lagu ni is so beautiful, have deep meaning and sentimental values for me. So here it is..

The Blower's Daughter by Damien Rice

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

Miss Bullshit

2010-08-18T17:55:00.005+08:00

Dear Miss Bullshit,

You speak nothing but bullshit, every words that come out from your mouth are bullshit. I am so sick and tired of listening to all these bullshit. You know what, let me show you what it looks like when you write and speak.

"Oh I am Miss Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh my life sucks, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bull-wait-for-it-shit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,Oh I'm just jealous, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I can't watch other people being happy, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I wish I was cool, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I seek attention from people who don't give a shit about me, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I suck, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I am an idiot who make wrong decision in life, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh you should listen to me, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I am miserable, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I don't even know what the fuck I am talking about, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I am insignificant in people's lives, bullshit bullshit, bullshit, Oh I am just a bitch, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I love to butt in people's lives, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, Oh I going to go and eat shit now!"

You know, you can be very good friends with other bullshitter just like you. People only stay with you because you are insignificant! People can make themselves stand out in public when they are walking with you. I can't say I am suprised you spend all your life clueless about everything, just look at what have you done these past couple of years, wrong decisions after another and finally you have burdened your family and yourself. Well go on with those bullshit you tell people around you, they might not notice first. In the end, they will see that you are full of shit & going to leave you all by yourself.

p/s: yes i'm talking about you! cry bitch cry

in the mood for love

2010-08-06T00:21:00.003+08:00

"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly without complexities abide.
I love you because I know no other way than this.
So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand.
So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep."
- Hunter Patch Adams

You make me happy, life is so much easier and simpler that it becomes bearable. Stay with me, I will make you happy. Stay with me forever, I will wipe away all those tears and show you happiness. I have nothing more to give you but my heart. There's no one other than you, Zatie Hanani.

bohemian rhapsody

2010-07-17T07:12:00.004+08:00

In love with this song

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality,

Open your eyes,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a poor boy,

I need no sympathy,

Because I'm easy come, easy go,

Little high, little low,

Any way the wind blows

doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama I just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun,

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh,

Didn't mean to make you cry,

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,

Sends shivers down my spine,

body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooh, (anyway the wind blows)

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo figaro

Magnifico I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go

(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,

Nothing really matters,

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows

Potong potong

2010-07-11T04:59:00.004+08:00

Sila potong yang mana tidak berkenaan

Mohammad Farid Salleh sedang bahagia/~~derita~~

Mohammad Farid Salleh sedang ~~single~~/tak single lah!

Mohammad Farid Salleh sedang mengantuk/~~nyanyuk~~

Mohammad Farid Salleh seorang yang ~~kerek/hipokrit/berlagak/perangai mcm siot/~~ baik hati/ ~~bongok/bangsat~~

Mohammad Farid Salleh sudah mula merepek/meraban/~~merempit~~

Kali pertama

2010-07-03T13:21:00.002+08:00

This is the first time that I ever got a job, after SPM dulu, almost everyday melepak, langsung tak fikir about nak cari part time job and all that but now I've been working for a month!

Semalam, first time dapat business card yang tulis nama sendiri, which is the coolest thing. Now i can show it off to my friends and family.

Among the other first times, this one is the sweetest. A cheque with my name on it and a certain amount below my name! Fuck yeah, I've got my first salary!

Aku susah tidur

2010-06-29T02:22:00.002+08:00

"Aku susah tidur,
Orang ngomong,
Anjing gonggong,
Nyiat jauh mengabur,

Aku tak bisa tidur,
Orang ngomong,
Anjing gonggong,
Dunia jauh mengabur"
-Chairil Anwar

Rasanya tak perlu aku explain statement di atas untuk faham apa masalah aku sekarang.

The past few weeks...

2010-06-21T00:42:00.004+08:00

Things that happened to me these past few weeks:-

I've got a job - Well it's not really a job, it's an internship at a company full of interns, so everything's great, everyone is so friendly, I can wear anything I like (we can also wear shorts to work), the job is easy, I've learned a lot, not much pressure and the allowance is really great.
I've moved from Btg Berjuntai - After 5 years staying in Btg Berjuntai, I've upgraded from a small town to a great (great ke?) city, Mutiara Damansara, Petaling Jaya. It's very close to The Curve (if jalan kaki, basah gak la ketiak) and the cost of living is freaking high, serious aku rindu makan kat Pejabat Pos, Kedai Mak, Abang Mat (Ayam Legend) & Sarah Maju.
Gigi kena cabut - Okay, I was brushing my teeth one morning and suddenly I chipped a tooth, gigi tu macam dah buruk. So made an appointment with a dentist on Sunday, check sana check ini, ketuk2 sana ketuk2 sini, dia cakap gigi tu kena cabut and the other 3 kena tampal, so aku tanya kena berapa? Sambil tersenyum dia jawab "RM240". So aku pun cakap okay, bertambah lebar dia senyum. Rasa macam masa sekolah rendah pulak nak kena cabut gigi lagi.
Cut back on smoking - Some of you might know that I love smoking so much that it's rarely to see me without a cigarette at my mouth. But things have changed, I don't smoke a much as I did before sebab budak2 rumah aku yg baru ni don't smoke & too busy at work sampai terlupa nak smoke. Sekotak Winston 20's, boleh tahan from Isnin - Khamis or Jumaat. So good for me right?
Kawan2 kahwin - Some of my friends are already married (most of them are girls , of course) But most of the weddings at Kedah, so aku tak dapat join sebab kena kerja. Just kenduri Shida (classmate aku kat UNISEL) yang aku sempat pegi, sebab buat pun dekat area PJ. Okay la, rasa macam pelik pulak bila tengok kwn2 aku sendiri kahwin, bukan tak suka, just rasa macam dah tua. Orang pun dah usik aku bila nak rasa nasi minyak aku pulak, bila pulak giliran aku. Aku sendiri pun tak tau.
Result - Result untuk last sem dah keluar, aku dapat A- for Project Paper, which make me so happy sebab aku dah susah payah buat considering groupmate aku yang tak boleh diharap & about 85% of the Project Paper aku yang buat. Just agak kecewa dengan lecturer Quality Management, yang bagi markah sikit sangat kat aku.

Miss Anonymous

2010-06-09T00:14:00.006+08:00

On 1/6/2010, an anonymous comment was made on my post entitled Duplicity, somehow it caught my attention and I've decided to talk a bit about this comment.

The comment sounded like this

"i knew smone wif d exact nme as u r..
he's jst like u..weird..but i like all d lovely things dat u said..
i cnt understnd people like u..
dat's why he left me..d things u said to your ex,jst like u said it 2 me....terasa...it s hurt..really hurt...."

Well the comment caught my attention for some selfish reasons such as my name is the same with her ex, she said I am weird, she like all the lovely things I've said (whatever that means), her ex left her and stuff that I said here hurt her in some way.

Miss Anonymous, I really appreciate that you think I'm weird and I took it as a compliment and I'm really glad that you like all the lovely things I've said, it's great to have someone to like the stuff I wrote here.

I feel sorry that your ex left you because you couldn't understand him but I'm not apologizing for writing the stuff that accidentally hurt you because I share the same name and weirdness as your ex. I didn't write those stuff for you, so stop feeling hurt and terasa about what I write here, I wrote because I like to and sometimes the stuff I write are not related anyone or anything at all, so there's no way to tell if I'm writing about my exes, my girlfriend, my friends or no one in particular. Just remember that all the posts I wrote here are not for you, they are for someone else.

All the best to you, hope you can get over your ex soon and meet new guy that appreciate you just for who you are and not how well you can understand him. By the way, if you are still hurt with the stuff that I wrote here, I suggest that you stop reading this blog and stop searching for other guys with the same name as your ex in Google or maybe just pour it all out in a blog and give me the link to your blog if you have one =)

Too often...

2010-05-18T12:10:00.002+08:00

Too often we don't realize

what we have until it is gone;

Too often we wait too late to say

"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones

we hold dearest to our hearts;

And we allow foolish things

to tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let

unimportant things into our minds;

And then it's usually too late

to see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know

how much they mean to you;

Take that time to say the words

before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate

everything you've got

And be thankful for the

little things in life

that mean a lot.

Duplicity

2010-05-13T13:48:00.002+08:00

I think about you all the time. I think about you even when you're with me. I look at you, I can't stop looking at you. I look at you, and I think, "That woman... That woman knows who I am and loves me anyway."

dialog rokok

2010-05-03T20:41:00.002+08:00

dia : you smoke too much farid...

aku diam...

aku : aku mati nanti aku berhenti la...

dia : jangan cakap macam tu boleh tak?

aku : yela...yela...nak quit la ni...ingat senang ke nak quit?

well the fact is, aku takkan quit...banyak orang dah aku janji nak quit...tapi semua kosong...zero... quit pon for a few days...after that hisap balik...so don't make me promise about quitting because only lies that will come out from my mouth

Always makes me smile

2010-04-28T18:38:00.002+08:00

This song always makes me smile, I used to hate this song, but now I really like this song, so what? People change, end of story.

Lighthouse Family - High

When you're close to tears remember

Someday it'll all be over

One day we're gonna get so high

Though it's darker than December

What's ahead is a different colour

One day we're gonna get so high

And at the end of the day remember the days

When we were close to the end

And wonder how we made it through the night

At the end of the day

Remember the way

We stayed so close to the end

We'll remember it was me and you

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

Don't you think it's time you started

Doing what we always wanted

One day we're gonna get so high

Cause even the impossible

Is easy when we got each other

One day we're gonna get so high

And at the end of the day remember the days

When we were close to the end

And wonder how we made it through the night

At the end of the day

Remember the way

We stayed so close to the end

We'll remember it was me and you

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

And at the end of the day remember the days

When we were close to the end

And wonder how we made it through the night

At the end of the day

Remember the way

We stayed so close to the end

We'll remember it was me and you

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love

Cause we are gonna be

Forever, you and me

You will

Always keep me flying high in the sky

Of love..

F**k you

2010-04-14T19:21:00.002+08:00

No words, just pictures, you'll get the idea.

Dear ex-girlfriend

2010-04-05T15:26:00.009+08:00

If you are reading this and I know you will, I am asking you to understand a few things about you, me and people around us. You are an ex of mine, so why don't you start acting like an ex. I'm going to give you a few tips on being my ex.

Stop sending unnecessary sms to me, you can easily piss me off by sending just one sms
Stop acting like nothing happen to wash your guilt away, it can piss me off too
Stop commenting my pictures, wall post or anything that is related to me in Facebook
Delete me from your e-mail address book, I don't want to receive any e-mail from you
Delete everything about me
If you have any problems, please consult with the guy you are dating now, not me
Generally, just stay away from me and don't piss me off
Please understand everything I've said to you, I don't want to repeat my instructions over and over again

I didn't mean to act like a dick here, but sometimes you're just pushing your luck. Hope you understand, wish all the best for you, whatever that means.

Pork and Beans

2010-04-03T22:09:00.003+08:00

They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool

I'mma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think

Everyone likes to dance to a happy song
With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along
Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts
Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art

I'mma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think

No, I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care

I'mma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot about what you think

Aku belum mau mati...

2010-03-31T14:47:00.013+08:00

Di dalam kotak kecil ini...
Aku terjaga dan tergamam...
Aku mengetuk-ngetuk pintu keranda...
Meminta agar dibuka...

Aku menjerit melolong...
Mengharap ada yang akan menolong...
"Aku belum mati" jeritku...
Marah iya, takut pun iya...

Semakin lama...
Jeritku semakin hilang...
Yang tinggal hanya tangisan...
Aku belum mati...
Sedu sedan...
Aku belum mati...
Aku belum mau mati

Farid Salleh, Mac 2010

Selfish

2010-03-10T04:00:00.002+08:00

I'll do what I want, I'll do as I please, I'll do anything and won't give a shit about what you think and feel, why should I? I have the right to be selfish, this is my life, not yours, why should you care? I don't know who you are anymore and I don't want to start now, it's better this way, you go your own way and I'll go mine, this is what you wanted in the first place, right? Don't make me the villain just yet, I just want to be happy, I have every right to do anything I want as long my interest does not conflict with yours, I have every right to be selfish, I just don't care anymore. You can call me villain, you can call me jerk, you can call me selfish, you can call me anything you like, but just remember, you are the one that force me to be like this!

With Me

2010-02-28T22:50:00.004+08:00

I don't want this moment, to ever end,
Where everything's nothing, without you.
I'll wait here forever just to, to see you smile,
Cause it's true, I am nothing without you.

Through it all, I made my mistakes.
I stumble and fall,
But I mean these words.

I want you to know, with everything I won't let this go.
These words are my heart and soul,
I'll hold on to this moment you know.
Cause I'd bleed my heart out to show, that I won't let go.

Thoughts read are spoken, forever in doubt.
And pieces of memories fall to the ground.
I know what i didn't have so, I won't let this go.
Cause it's true, I am nothing without you.

All the streets, where I walked alone,

With nowhere to go.
Have come to an end.

I want you to know, with everything I won't let this go.
These words are my heart and soul,
I'll hold on to this moment you know.
Cause I'd bleed my heart out to show, that I won't let go.

In front of your eyes, it falls from the skies,
When you don't know what you're looking to find.
In front of your eyes, it falls from the skies,
When you just never know what you will find.

I don't want this moment to ever end.
Where everything's nothing without you.

I want you to know, with everything I won't let this go.
These words are my heart and soul,
I'll hold on to this moment you know.
Cause I'd bleed my heart out to show, that I won't let go

Ask me your questions and I'll tell you no lies

2010-02-27T23:55:00.006+08:00

Ever wonder anything about me, afraid to ask to me directly, well now's your chance, ask me anything you like, you can ask me anonymously, ask me your questions and I'll tell you no lies

http://www.formspring.me/seriusxtipu

Bosan

2010-02-22T11:52:00.004+08:00

Saya berasa sangat bosan

Sangat bosan tiada apa mahu dibuat

Sangat bosan tiada kawan yang ada dekat

Sangat bosan masa terlalu perlahan

Sangat bosan seminggu dirasa sebulan

Sangat bosan nasi rasa kelat untuk dimakan

Sangat bosan tiada idea nak diluahkan

Sangat bosan tiada cerita nak disampaikan

Saya sangat bosan

14 February

2010-02-12T06:49:00.015+08:00

"Oh wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special, we're all just a bunch of special fuckers, aren't we?" Steven Stifler, American Wedding (2003)

Valentine's Day is coming therefore all those lovebirds out there are going nuts about gifts and plans (and probably hotel reservations, haha) which is driving me crazy, if you're in love, why do you need Valentine's Day for? It's not like I have anything against Valentine's Day, to be honest, I don't really know anything about love but even I can see that some people think that they're in love, but they cannot see the thin line that divides between lust and passion, between like and love, between obsession and devotion, between fascination and adoration.

Ask yourself, are you really in love with him/her? Can you still be in love with him/her if they are paralyzed @ in a coma @ with serious diseases? Will you take care of them until the rest of their lives if they're not able to? If not, then will you please stop annoying me with your love story?

But if you are really in love as you say you were, what the fuck do you need Valentine's Day for? To show your appreciation to your loved ones? If you say that to my face, I will ask you to fuck off and stop busting my balls!

You don't need one day to show how you appreciate someone you love, show it everyday, every week, every month, surprise them with a gift every now and then, do something special together when you meet, if you're really in love, you don't need 14 February to show how you love and appreciate someone

12 Februari

2010-02-06T09:17:00.004+08:00

12 Februari, UNISEL mula cuti,

12 Februari, aku nak balik jumpa famili,

12 Februari, aku nak makan masakan di rumah sendiri,

12 Februari, aku nak berehat sepuas hati,

12 Februari, aku takkan fikir apa2 lagi,

Oh, cepatlah sampai 12 Februari

B.I.T.C.H

2010-02-02T12:14:00.008+08:00

I don't normally say the words I'm about to say, but we all go a little mad sometimes, here goes;

YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH!!

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!

If you are asking yourself "Is Farid talking about me?"

Well, this is my fucking answer "Damn right, I'm fucking talking about you!"

I feel better now...hahaha

Good company

2010-02-02T04:13:00.010+08:00

Hanging out with Nad yesterday really reminds me that I love hanging out with girls. Don't get me wrong here, I love hanging out with them platonically, no strings attached. I'm not that kind of man who does everything just to get in their pants. However, people usually gave me the looks as I go out with different girls, but I don't fucking care!

Though I may not look like it, I really enjoy having a good conversation with people from the opposite sex. It's really enjoyable, listening to them rambling about their problems; family, friends, ex, work, boyfriends and etc. It is like I became a shoulder to cry on for them, though I may not be able to help, but at least they can get those shit out of their chest. In return, I will be able to do the same to them, ramble about the problems I kept inside, stuff I can't talk with my bros cause no good will come out from sharing with them.

It's not like I'm degrading my bros here, but there are some stuff I can't just share with them, stuff that I'm not comfortable to share, stuff that they probably don't understand. Sure we can talk about football, games, movie, girl, work and other guy things but there are some things that need a girl's touch.

Having a conversation with a girl is really fun and challenging because of their delicate feelings. It also become fun because of their mind games they pull on guys such as the 'reverse psychology'. Which is really good for me, good for my brain. Let's face it, when talking to my bros, do I have to control everything I say? No, I talk without thinking with them, but when talking with a girl, every words that came out from my mouth can be the difference between the sweetest thing they've ever heard or a slap to my face. So in short, making a girl feel good about themselves can also make me feel good about myself.

Therefore, having a girl as company is like the chicken soup for my soul. It's been a while since the last time I have a good time with a girl and Nad really help me realize that, thanks Nad =) I gotta get out with girls more often and leave all the past behind. Start fresh this year and enjoy my life as I should